Here’s a collection of comic observations. Mostly offensive so read on! Send me an email and rate which one you like the most or least.
SIGNS
‘Altercations. Same day service.’
NEWS HEADLINES:
ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER ANNOUNCES NEW COME BACK MOVIE: ‘THE INSEMINATOR’
STRAUSS-KHAN DEFENCE: ‘IT WAS IVF FROM THE IMF’.
WOMEN USES DEAD HUSBAND’S FROZEN SPERM…GETS ICE-CREAM HEADACHE.
CYCLIST CADEL EVANS SUFFERS A BLOW…WIFE BEGS TO DIFFER
‘ARCTIC HAEMHORROIDS’ NOW RECLASSIFIED AS ‘POLAROIDS’. DOCTORS WARN OF FLASHBACKS.
SLUTWALK TO GO AHEAD…BUMCRACK WALK TO FOLLOW SAYS BUILDERS UNION.
SLUTWALK: FEMINISTS DIVIDED OVER WHAT TO WEAR.
GAG WRITER SHOT FOR LAST HEADLINE.